Yes I know Imma bitch , thanks for noticing.

Mar 14

hearts are racing….
this feels contagious….
this falling senstations….
this long damnation…
im drowning in this sea…..
but no one wants to save me…..
to far gone too far adrift….
me surviving is only myth…..
i cant take this pain yet i want more…..
i want to leave the people i most adore….
this feeling i cant win…..
caring too much was my only sin…..
regret im my heart knowing i coulda been saved….
someone could have gave me the attention i so craved…..

Mar 11
Pooor Squirrel D:

Pooor Squirrel D:

Mar 11

Last Day on the Job It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge. “All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said, “but what’s the dollar for?”

“Well,” she said, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.”

He said, “Fuck him, give him a dollar.”

The lady then said, “The breakfast was my idea.

Mar 11

Girls night out :D

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other husband and said, “These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties.” “That’s nothing,” said the other. “Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ‘From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!

Mar 11

A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true”, the woman wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so.” The doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS.’”

Mar 11

Got any grapes ?

Mar 11

The end .

I’m walking down the road of never ending pain, I ask myself what do I have to gain ? nothing nooda, this is the end of the road , I let out my last tear it is time .. I take the gun pull the trigger , It’s over it is now                                                                the end .

Mar 11
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honra: (via coralpassion, sanrioisstoned)